"Warren B. Malone" is the given name of a rare blonde monkey that, since falling from a tree and banging its head, is convinced it's a director.  It doesn't like bananas but might throw shit at you if you tease it too much.  It's learnt to point a camera and press the buttons on NLEs but who knows what's going to come out; definitely not shakespeare.  Actors seem to find it cute and soon learn to soothe it by making funny faces and walking into doors.